Fun Facts -Speaks one language -Extremely passionate about not starving to death -Invented Memes -Once finished a 5k in 2ks Favorite Quote -When you are too awkward for real life, social media welcomes you with open arms

Fun Facts -His face is on the 1.5 dollar bill in Canada -Has wrestled bears on 4 continents -Thinks that Folgers in your cup is only the 3rd best thing about waking up -Was the first person to ever wear denim in the form of pants Favorite Quote -Turning small talk into medium talk is my passion

Fun Facts -Retired from professional cage fighting after the infamous "Dutch Oven" fiasco of 1985. -Can fry anything. -Has more chest hair than Magnum PI -Likes big butts and cannot lie. Favorite Quote -If you're going to be stupid at least be entertaining