Mac Daddy

The Meat Smoker/Wedding Cake Thief

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Retired from professional street fighting after an incident in Las Vegas in 1993 involving a bowl of jello, a knitting needle, and the beautiful Salma Hayek. Has been known to lay his beats down on anything and anyone. Was once accused of trying to be hipper than Justin Bieber, but upon further review it was determined he was simply "born that way". The Dos Equis man once called him and asked "how can I be more interesting?" Prefers boxers AND briefs.