Soul Daddy

The Brains and The Brawn


Born at a young age. Skilled at texting and driving, taking snack breaks for bacon and tying knots in cherry stems with just his mouth. Melody oozes from his every pore; his flatulence once received a standing ovation from Chuck Norris. Has been kicked out of YMCA gyms in 36 states for excessive "towel snapping." Claims to be the inventor of a cologne called Sex Panther (60% of the time it works every time). Always flies first class and prefers his drinks stirred not shaken.