The Energy/The Groove
Is able to grow hair. Rumored to have originally been cast for the lead role in Baywatch but then turned the role down resulting in the rising popularity of unknown actor Dwayne Johnson. Tickles ivories AND ebonies. Is always packing fruity pebble scented vape. Loves Doritos and Big League Chew. Has been diagnosed by medical professionals as being "52 shades of Grey". Meghan Markle owns all his albums.....but only Prince Harry listens to them.